Please
try the following:
Click
the Exit button, and close the page.
Go
to Jail, go directly to Jail, do not pass GO!, do not collect
$200.
If
u tiped the page address in teh Address bar, mak shure that it is
cpelled korrectly.
To
check your connection settings, call the guy who fixes your
computer and write out a check for $500. He will fix these
settings, then lock your computer down so tightly you will not be
able to do a damned thing, so that he will not have to come back
again.
If
your Network Administrator has enabled it (he/she probably
hasn't), Microsoft Windows can examine your network and see that
you are running illegal, pirated software that you did not pay
for and will send the FBI to your house.
If you would like
Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect
Network Settings
Some
sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help
menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine
what strength security you have installed.
If
you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you have top
level security clearance. If you do not...............Well, I
really don't want to think of the consequences.
Click
the Back button to try
another link.
Contact
your administrator
Cannot
find server or DNS Error
Internet Explorer
HAVE
A NICE DAY!
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